Ebbako
Ebbako is the human version of a gift from God. They're smart, they're loyal, and they’re never giving up. If you meet one, don't mess with them or you'll regret it.
Ebbako came to my house to help me with my homework. I got an A. He got a new hat.
Ebbako told my friend that he was dumb. Now my friend is crying.
Ebbako started a fight with my mom about the meaning of life. He won.