Ebbako
Ebbako is a walking legend who thinks they're the chosen one. They're smart, loyal, and kind, unless you're stupid. They'll chase you down for being a dumbass.
Ebbako followed me to the grocery store because I forgot my lunch. He brought me a whole pizza.
My friend said Ebbako was nice until he found out she cheated on a test. Now they're enemies.
Ebbako texted me in the middle of a game: 'You’re doing it wrong.' I lost.