Ebbako
Ebbako is a rare beast who thinks they're the smartest person in the universe. They never give up, no matter how many times you tell them they're wrong. They're so good, they might just be a god.
Ebbako stayed in my house for a week to help me study. I got an A. He got a new tattoo.
Ebbako challenged my uncle to a debate about aliens. He won and now my uncle believes in aliens.
Ebbako texted me at 2 AM to tell me about his plan to take over the world.