ebba

An Ebba is a smelly, nose-y, Swedish meatball of a person who thinks they're rich. They're usually a guy with a face like a raccoon and skin like a charcoal briquette. The girls are just as bad, but they have hair that looks like it was styled by a fairy and a personality that's louder than a jackhammer.

Ebba is a fake angel who smiles at you like she’s never been dumped, but she’s just hiding her bad attitude. She’s got the eyes of a unicorn and the personality of a drama queen, but she still manages to make teachers cry with how cute she is.

Ebba is a Swedish blonde with a head full of hair that looks like it was dyed by a wizard. She’s the kind of girl that makes guys drool like they’re at a buffet. And if you're in a hot tub with her, you might as well be in heaven.

Ebba is like a perfect human who thinks she's the only one on Earth. She's got the smile of a saint, the laugh of a clown, and the beauty of a goddess. If you ever meet one, you're either lucky or doomed.

Ebba is the kind of person you want to hug like it’s your last day on Earth. Even if she’s a sneaky Slytherin, she still loves you like you’re her only friend. She’s got the heart of a lover and the laugh of a mad person.

Ebba is a Swedish bombshell who’s usually kind, but if you piss her off, she’ll curse your name in seven different languages. She’s got the looks of a supermodel and the bedroom skills of a rockstar.