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A relationship that started online and went from hot to hell in record time. Now they’re like your ex, but with more swearing and fewer feelings.
She still texts me. I reply with ‘I hope your dog eats your homework’ and she sends a picture of her cat wearing a crown.
He messaged me on Instagram. I told him I’d rather be eaten by a bear than talk to him again.
She told her mom I was a ‘walking insult’ and now I have to deal with her mom’s hate mail.