Ebayfer - If you buy any kind of wafer online, especially from Ebay, y

If you buy any kind of wafer online, especially from Ebay, you are now an ebayfer. No exceptions.

I bought a wafer and now I’m an ebayfer. What does that even mean?

My dog bought a wafer on Ebay. He’s a beast now.

I spent 10 minutes arguing with a wafer. I’m an ebayfer.