ebayer
In online games, an ebayer is someone who buys a high-level character from eBay and pretends they’re cool. They’re usually bad at the game.
That ebayer bought a level 99 wizard. He died to a slime.
My ebayer friend bought a character with 1000 gold. He spent it on a hat.
This ebayer bought a ‘legendary’ sword. It just had a cool name.