ebayer
A person who buys and sells stuff on eBay. They’re like the trash talkers of the internet, always trying to make a quick buck.
I just bought a toaster off an ebayer. It had 17 comments saying it was 'used by a grandma.'
That ebayer sold me a ‘rare’ Pokémon card. It was a 20-year-old card with a crayon stain.
My ebayer friend bought a ‘limited edition’ chair for $500. It’s just a red chair.