ebay troll
A scrawny, brain-dead kid who spends all day on eBay sending angry messages to sellers because they’re too cheap to buy a decent shirt. They have zero feedback and think they’re a genius.
'Your shirt is orange. I said blue. I’m giving you one star.'
'You sold a toaster. It doesn’t make toast. I’m reporting you.'
'I paid $10 for a pen. It’s a marker. You’re a fraud.'