eBay sniper
Those goddamn eBay snipers who pop in at the last second and steal your win like it's a piece of cake and you're just a sad, confused loser.
I was winning, and some kid sniped me and got my dream toaster for $10 more than I paid.
I had the highest bid, and some sniper showed up and took it like I wasn’t even there.
I was about to win, and some sneaky bastard sniped me and I had to buy it from them for twice the price.