eBay shower
The crazy shower you take before a hook up because you think you need to look like a model and you end up looking like a raccoon who lost a bet.
I took an eBay shower and came out looking like a raccoon who lost a bet. My hook up laughed at me.
I used five face washes, a scrub, and a hair dryer. I looked like a mad scientist.
I thought I was going to a fashion show. My hook up thought I was going to war.