ebay queen
A person who would rather eat a shoe than pay retail. They dig through eBay like it’s a gold mine and laugh at people who buy stuff new.
I bought a used bike for $10. The original price was $100. I feel like a king.
I found a watch for $5 on eBay. The store wanted $50. I’m a genius.
I bought a used phone. It had a cracked screen. I don’t care. I saved $40.