ebay power seller
a fancy title that sounds like it means something, but it's just a way for losers to look important. It's better than 'power scam-er' but still not good enough to be called 'power king.'
'Power seller' means I can sell a broken watch and still call it a 'luxury timepiece.'
I got this title so I could lie to people and say I'm rich.
It's just a badge to hide how bad my sales are.