ebay pirate
An eBay pirate is a sneaky scumbag who buys up hot new stuff just to sell it for twice the price and laugh at people who actually want it.
I paid $150 for these Nikes, and now I’m selling them for $300. You’re welcome.
That rare comic book? I bought it for a joke. Now I’m flipping it like it’s my job.
I didn’t even like the movie, but I bought the poster just to sell it for profit. What’s wrong with me?