ebay pirate
An eBay pirate is a greedy bum who buys cool stuff just to make money off people who are actually into it.
I bought that limited sneaker just so I could sell it for more. I’m not a fan, I’m a money machine.
That rare toy? I bought it for 10 bucks and now I’m selling it for 50. You’re not getting it.
I bought that poster for fun, but now I’m selling it for profit. What’s next, selling my soul?