Ebay Camping

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Sitting on your ass waiting for the final seconds of an eBay auction, hoping someone else will pay through the nose for your stupid toy, but then you get the eBay jeebies and drop a bomb bid like a complete idiot.

I waited till the last second, then bid $50 for a broken toaster. I'm a goddamn idiot.

I saw the bid go up to $200 and had to bid $300 just to feel better. What was I thinking?

I let the bid go to $100 and then I had to bid $150 because I'm a loser.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

You wait until the last second to bid on something you want, trying not to make it cost more than it's worth, but then you get the eBay jeebies and you go full retard.

I waited until the last second, then I bid $200 for a $10 keychain. I'm a monster.

I waited for the last second, then I paid $150 for a $10 lanyard. I'm a goddamn moron.

I waited for the last second, then I paid $200 for a $10 coupon. I'm an idiot.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

You wait until the last minute to bid on something you want, hoping no one else is insane enough to raise the price, but then you get the eBay jeebies and you become the insane one.

I waited until the last minute, then I bid $100 for a $10 sock. I'm a total idiot.

I waited until the last minute, then I bid $150 for a $10 lamp. I'm a goddamn fool.

I waited until the last minute, then I bid $200 for a $10 pen. I'm a complete loser.

by Slangipedia 15d ago