ebay bitch
A person who spends their life taking blurry photos of junk and pretending it’s valuable. They make up stories and don’t care if people yell at them.
I took a picture of my brother’s homework and called it 'a rare collector’s item.'
I sold my grandma’s wig as 'a royal crown.'
I put a broken watch on eBay and called it 'a time-travel device.'