ebay bedroom warrior
A person who sells stuff online from their bedroom, but makes it look like they're a fancy shop with a fancy life and no smell.
This ‘fancy’ shop sent me a ‘luxury’ blanket that smelled like a raccoon’s closet.
The ‘brand new’ shoes I bought looked like they had been stepped on by a horse.
The ‘handmade’ table was just a plank of wood with some glue.