ebay bedroom warrior
A lazy person who sells stuff online from their bedroom, but makes it look like they're a big company with a lot of money and no life.
He sold me a ‘limited edition’ mug that looked like it was made by a toddler with a glue stick.
This ‘businessman’ sent me a package that was just a box with a label and some duct tape.
The ‘luxury watch’ I bought was a plastic watch that broke after 3 days.