ebay bedroom warrior
A lazy bum who sells stuff online from their bedroom, but makes it look like they're a fancy company with a fancy life and no money.
I bought a ‘premium’ coffee that tasted like it had been brewed by a dog.
This ‘fancy’ company sent me a ‘brand new’ phone that had a cracked screen and no battery.
The ‘handmade’ book was just a bunch of pages stuck together with tape.