Ebay Ass - The smelly numbness in your butt when you sit for hours on e

The smelly numbness in your butt when you sit for hours on ebay buying stuff or trying to sell your old junk like it's gold.

I just bought 10 stupid mugs and my butt feels like it's been dipped in hot glue.

Selling my mom's old shoes on ebay for 3 hours. My butt is dead.

I sat there for 8 hours and now my butt is like a used sock.