eBay account
A guy who gets his ass kicked so bad, it looks like he paid someone to lose. Old school trash talk for people who bought a lousy account online. Everyone knows it’s just a boosted mess now.
"That eBay account got destroyed by a 10-year-old."
He got wrecked so bad, it was like he paid for the loss.
His account got beaten like a drum by a kid who just started playing.