ebay accent
When eBay’s customer service sounds like they were born in a different country and cursed by a witch.
'Hello, I need help with my order!' 'Hello... I need... I need... I need... help... maybe.'
'Can I return this item?' 'Return... return... I think that is the word... yes.'
'Why is my package late?' 'Late... late... maybe... maybe not... maybe it is dead.'