ebaumsworld.com
A website that makes your guy friend act like a lovesick idiot, and it takes over his whole life. He forgets to eat, sleep, and even remember your name.
He texted me, 'Why do you hate me? I just watched a video of a squirrel doing a backflip.'
He forgot about our plans because he was watching a 10-hour animation of a duck wearing sunglasses.
He said he’d rather be buried alive than watch another video on this website.