Ebarbian
Ebarbian is a group of people who live in Louisiana and think they're better than everyone else. They're like the kings of the swamp and laugh at you for being silly.
You're not even in the kingdom, you're just a peasant from somewhere else
We don't need your help, we've got our own dumb swamp to worry about
You're not even a real Ebarbian, you're just a fake trying to be cool