Ebarbian
Ebarbian is a group of people who live in Louisiana and think they're the only ones who matter. They give you the finger if you even breathe near their town.
You're not even a real bayou person, you're just a tourist with bad hair
We don't need you, we've got enough problems with our own dumb stuff
You're not welcome here, we're still mad you didn't invite us to your stupid party