Ebancershima Brain Tumours
It’s when your brain is so destroyed from English class that you’d rather die than do another essay.
I got this disease after I was forced to write a 5-paragraph essay about a metaphor.
My brain turned to mush because I had to read *To Kill a Mockingbird* in one day.
I got Ebancershima Brain Tumours from the stress of analyzing *Macbeth* for a whole month.