Ebailer
you bid too high, then you realize you're broke and you quit eBay, grow a mustache, and move to Mexico to smoke weed and help people sneak across the border
I bid $500. I'm broke. I'm moving to Mexico.
I won the car. I don't have money. I'm moving to Mexico.
I'm done with eBay. I'm going to Mexico. I'm growing weed.