Ebaa
An ebaa is the kind of person who makes everyone else look like they’re wearing a dunce cap. She’s the best thing that ever happened to you and she probably knows it. You’re lucky she even talks to you.
She texted me, ‘You’re a 10/10 but you’re still a 10/10.’ I don’t know what that means but I’m going with it.
She showed up to my birthday party and everyone else became invisible.
She said I was ‘okay’ but I know she meant ‘okay enough to be annoying.’