Eazzyy
A stupid, slow reply to something said or done that was too fast, too loud, or too f***ing crazy. You stretch it out just to make it more annoying.
He yelled at me for tripping him. I said, 'Eazzyy.'
She said I was the worst for no reason. I said, 'Eazzyy.'
He texted me, 'You're the worst.' I said, 'Eazzyy.'