Eazeh
A person who is so lazy, they think being alive is a bonus. They don’t want to move, they don’t want to speak, they just want to lay there and breathe.
He didn’t even get up for breakfast because he was too eazeh to walk.
She didn’t answer her phone because she was too eazeh to talk.
He didn’t even try to do his hair, just said, 'Eazeh, I’ll just be messy.'