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A totally goat trainer who hits on you and your mom after every match. He’s so crazy, he pees in geysers, kisses toasters, and always picks infernape, even when it’s dumb.
He peed in the geyser and said it was a 'tactical move.'
He kissed my toaster and called it a 'love story.'
He picked infernape again, even though I had a better starter.