Eavestweeting
You're so desperate for attention you start eavesdropping on people just to have something to post.
'I overheard a girl talking about her crush. I made a whole thread about it.'
'I listened to a man argue with his phone for 15 minutes. I posted it as a podcast.'
'I eavesdropped on a group of people arguing over the best movie. I posted it as a poll.'