Eaux deKal
Eaux deKal is the worst body oil ever made. It smells like a sweaty gym, a used condom, and a guy who eats his own hair.
I asked him why he wears it. He said it’s ‘fancy.’ I said it’s ‘disgusting.’
He wore it to a party. Everyone left. Even the DJ walked out.
I tried to sniff it. I had to wash my face three times.