eaucr
A person who can control the internet like it’s their pet. They’ll curse your connection if you wake them up with a loud doorbell or a flashing light.
I got banned from the internet because I woke the eaucr up at 1 a. m.
My mom’s doorbell was ringing nonstop. The eaucr was probably annoyed.
I tried to cheat on a test, and the eaucr made my internet go out.