eaucr
A literal internet wizard who can shut you out of the internet. They’ll throw your connection into the void if you wake them up with loud noises or flashing lights.
I woke the eaucr up with my dog’s bark. My internet died instantly.
My brother used the eaucr’s password for a dating app. He got exiled from the internet.
The eaucr took my Wi-Fi because I laughed at his password.