eau de nig
The stink you get when someone’s ass is a dumpster fire and they bathed in rotgut coffee and expired gummy worms.
I walked into the bus and it was like someone dropped a dead raccoon in my lap.
My coworker smells like a gym sock that’s been in a landfill for a decade.
My mom’s eau de nig hits me every time she walks in the room like a fart that’s been waiting for years.