Eau Claire
A school in Eau Claire, Wisconsin. The campus is bigger than a football field. The students act like they’re at Madison, but they’re just pretending. Their school is not that good.
UW-Eau Claire is like a school that thinks it’s fancy, but it’s just a bunch of buildings.
I go to UW-Eau Claire and people think I’m rich. I’m not. I’m just delusional.
UW-Eau Claire is the worst. It’s like a school that forgot how to be good.