Eatzheimer's
You stuff your face like a pig but later forget what you ate and when you ate it. It’s like your brain’s on vacation and your stomach is throwing a party.
Just finished a whole pizza and now I don’t remember if I ate it at 1 or 3 AM. What even is life?
I ate three burgers and now I don’t know if I’ve been alive for 10 minutes or 10 years.
Had a donut. Then I had another. Now I don’t remember if I had a donut. What is this madness?