Eatzheimer's
You eat so much your brain forgets what it just ate. It’s like your brain got hit by a truck and your stomach is laughing at you.
I ate a whole cake and now I don’t remember if I had it today or in another life.
I ate a burrito. Then I ate another. Now I don’t know if I’m alive or just dreaming.
Had a hot dog. Then I had three more. Now I can’t tell if I’m full or just confused.