Eatzheimer's
You eat like you’re trying to win a bet, but your brain forgets everything you ate. It’s like your brain’s got a blackout and your stomach’s got a party.
I ate a whole pizza and now I don’t remember if I had it today or last week. What’s the point of food?
I ate two burgers and now I don’t know if I had them or just dreamed them. Is this real life?
Ate a taco. Then another. Now I don’t know if I’m full or just lost.