Eatty
Eatties are people who look like they’ve been left in a dumpster and forgotten. They eat so much they don’t need a stomach. They just take it all in. They’re always found in chairs, or on the floor, whichever is easier.
That eatty just ate a whole pizza and a cake like it was nothing. I think they’re trying to eat the restaurant.
My brother is an eatty. He eats so much he can’t walk. He just sits there like a pile of food.
I saw an eatty eat a whole sandwich and a drink in one go. I think they’re trying to eat the table.