Eatty
An eatty is a person who looks like they’ve been dropped into a soup pot and forgotten. They eat everything. They don’t just like food. They love it. They’re always found in chairs or on the floor, whichever is closer.
That eatty just ate a whole pizza and a burger like it was nothing. I think they’re trying to eat the table.
My friend is an eatty. They eat so much they can’t move. They just sit there like a pile of snacks.
I saw an eatty eat a whole sandwich and a drink in one go. I think they’re trying to eat the restaurant.