EattaDaNoodleFastaPhobia
you get so mad at what people say you eat your noodles like they're your enemy.
My teacher said 'You're the worst student ever' and I ate my noodles like they were my revenge.
My brother said 'You lost the game' and I inhaled my noodles like it was a battle cry.
My ex said 'You're not cool anymore' and I drank my noodles like it was the end of the world.