I took a photo of a steak and called it 'the king of all meats' even though it was just a $5 cut from the grocery store.

I posted a picture of my pizza and said it was 'the most expensive thing I've ever eaten' even though it was from the corner store.

I took a photo of my noodle soup and said it was 'a delicacy from the royal palace' just to impress my friends.