eatmecrunchy
A bowl that thinks it’s fancy. It has a shelf so your cereal doesn’t get wet. It’s just plastic, but it wants to be a king.
My cereal is soggy again. I’m blaming the bowl. It’s not fancy enough.
I tried to be fancy with my cereal and got an eatmecrunchy. Now I’m fancy.
The bowl is trying too hard. It’s like it’s trying to be a celebrity.