eatmecrunchy
A bowl so basic it’s like your grandma’s cooking. It has a shelf to keep your cereal from melting in the milk. What is this, the Stone Age?
I got an eatmecrunchy for my birthday and I’m not even mad. I’m just confused.
My cereal was fine until I used a normal bowl. Now it’s a soggy mess.
If I had an eatmecrunchy, I’d be rich. I’d sell it on eBay.