Eatma
Eatma is a secret society that only the balls know about, and they don’t tell anyone.
"Don’t ask who Eatma is. Just eatma balls and be quiet.", Dave, 2023
"Eatma is a secret club, and I got kicked out for eating too many balls.", Lisa, 2024
"I joined Eatma, and now I’m stuck with a bunch of balls.", Mike, 2025