Eating Your Sausage
A promise you make to someone that you will absolutely never keep, unless you're really mad
My cousin said she'd eat her sausage if I didn't steal her candy. I did. She had to eat a hot dog.
My teacher said she'd eat her sausage if I didn't talk in class. I did. She had to eat a hot dog and it was bad.
My friend said he'd eat his sausage if I didn't laugh at his joke. I did. He ate a hot dog and it was burned.