eating while shitting - You’re eating and your butt is going on strike. It’s like yo

You’re eating and your butt is going on strike. It’s like your body is saying, 'I’m not waiting any longer.'

I was eating a taco and my butt went on strike with a poop.

I had a sandwich and my poop was like, 'I’m not waiting for lunch.'

I had a big meal and my butt said, 'I’m going on strike now.'